brunobunni

I keep hearing her say Jules Holland ....... does that mean my Jules are in Holland? Strangely tho she is going to Taunton? Jazz and Boz are you sending your 2foots? I'll let you know if she finds them.

Its been really, really hot here as well. Mums tried really hard to try and keep the burrow cool for me but has struggled. So beeg fankyou Dame Maddie and love the stick things! Mums been letting me out for a run at 7am and 9pm, the evening one is a bit different cos she has to put the garden lights on when it gets dark.

Me chillin out between my new ice pod (only up to 2 at the moment but werking on it!) and one of the old ice packs double wrapped in her old socks.



Bruno x

Got my own back today! The wall fountain had blocked up so Mum went to blow the nozzle when a frog pinged in her face. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! There is some justice in this world! But we appear to have mountaineering froggies!

This is the fountain, if you can see it amongst the ivy.



And just for Freddie this is where I have my lavender burrow, currently trying to dig under the little patty-oh!



Have a bunderful weekend everybun,
Bruno x

I'm thumping, and thumping and thumping!

There was a frog in my lavender burrow, I thumped and thumped at it, after Mum checked the froggy was ok she larffed at me so I thumped and thumped and thumped at her larffing at me!

She tried to get a photo of me in my lavender burrow but couldn't so here I am afterwards.




Bruno x

Auntie K has been and I think she is just lurvely, she said all these really nice things about me but ........ she says I is plump (just for Freddie here, I is not fat just plump!). It was great to see her I hopes she comes again real soon (maybe to do some filming at Mr Tesco's?).

(Taken today by Auntie K)

Mums going to cut back on my pellets so may need extra supplies.

Already feeling hungry,
Bruno x

........ playing with my jingle ball all evening!


Bruno x

Yep with Boogey, why should I feel guilty for chewing her best jacket, shoes, handbags, 5 pairs of flip flops (so far)!

Well I thought I would Google Bruno needs.

I am very excited to say that the first one on the list says "Bruno needs to repeat kindergarten"

So I made a start on a nice new pair of flip flops that happened to be on Mums feet.
Chortle, chortle.
Bruno xxx

Like Sascha I've been a bit chewy over the last 24hrs.

Mum didn't notice this until a break in her meeting lunchtime, fortunately she had time to calm down before she came home tonight ..... phew! I've never chewed clothes before, she was really pleased!



I had also had one of my busy busy days today and she was met with a mess that even I was proud of and this ..... well if she will leave them on the back of the armchair!



I've also thrown all my hay out of the 2 willow hay racks, thrown my breakfast bowl about, fought my blankie and won. Here I am in all my mess with all thats left of the grassy mat Jazz and Boz gave me.



The lean mean chewing machine,
Bruno xxx

Ah my sides ache from laughing so much! Mums not very happy, hopparently she now has 2 lawn mower cables and it had absolutely NOTHING to do with me.

Serves her right for chopping the heads off the daisies!



Chortle, chortle!
Bruno xxx

I should point out that my cup raised for Bentley was taken a couple of weeks ago, this week I have been slowly slowing down on my pellet consumption. Not majorly unexpected although sooner than anticipated but Mum decided that she would take me to the vets sooner rather than later, she had been warned when I had my stinky episode a couple of weeks ago.

We saw a mean, mean vet who even before Mum had got me out of my carrier was laying into her about how fat I am, this continued even after she got me out and he was really really nasty to her, hopparently I don't get enough exercise, shouldn't have pellets as they are bad for bunnies etc etc. We just looked at each other and back at him? He then told her that he didn't have time for me yesterday (I had taken my awayday kit ready after Mum had spoken to the nurse in the morning).

It really upset Mum who only wants the best for me although does struggle with my size having always had very slim little bunnies before, she is constantly asking people if I am fat? So she emailed a rant-o-gram to the Somerset Bunny Girls (and Miles) and a couple of associate members. Austin & Hatty, Boris & (Dis)Grace, all at Burrow Court, Jazz and Boz, Sascha & Cicely I would like to thank your 2foots even tho some of them are a very long way away, for taking the time to reassure her that I was fine, just a beeg (hopparently they think I am long?) healthy Frenchie, she was really upset by the whole thing and its good to know that our 2foots are there for each other as well as us buns.

As for me well I am fine, very sleepy but managed to demolish my willow hay rack and pee on my blankie in the vets, I've nibbled on a bit of basil and kale and will now sleep some more.

Yawn,
Bruno xxx

I raise my bunny cup full of dried carrot chips to you.
Bruno xx

So we got internet back again today, its raining and it kind of matches Mums and my mood.

Whilst catching up Mum kept sniffin, some cos of leaky eyes but also everytime I moved or came near her, she said I wiffed, so I decided to have a power nap when I kept doing smelly parps as well and then had some noisy dreams. A quick phone call was made and I was taken straight to the vets.

There's no flies on me!

After a lovely tummy massage it was declared there was nothing wrong with that either, I had a build up of smelly gland stuff in the folds around my boy bits which was cleaned out, my teeth checked, my temperature checked, my ears, eyes and everything else the vet could think of. I haven't been eating anything I shouldn't but am eating everything I should in normal quantities producing normal Bruno sized poos so nothing really wrong with me, I just smell, do smelly parps and squeak and grunt in my dreams! All of this is completley new to Mum and goes against all her bunny slave instincts.

Apart from sending her out for hay we are going to have a quiet afternoon at home together.

Bruno xxx

Since being back from our hols, I've been bored!

I had my Mum for 24hrs a day for over a week and then she goes back to werk!

I have chewed the laptop cable in half and she thinks I may have done more damage as it still isn't working very well even with another nu power cable.

I chewed the hoover cable and managed to get another pair of shoes (although put my efforts into only one of them as suggested by Sascha!)

I am in the most fantastic moult, when Mum considered getting a beeg bun she sort of thought of everything apart from how much fur us beeg buns moult. My prissy predecessor used to be picked up in one arm taken out to the garden and plucked. He was usually done in about a week. I have way more hair to get rid of and she can't hold me in one arm! There was nothing good about Good Friday she said enough was enough and sat on me (well alright she sat on the floor with me squashed against her) she then attacked me with a comb. Not sure if it was when I had mites or that she got a bit carried away but I appear to be a bit thin on top! I've considered a toupee and the comb over but have decided to just be me and hope it grows back soon.

Still guilt is a wonderful thing for us buns and am getting loads of attention and treats, plenty of time out in the garden and binky like a mad bun. I have perfected the half pass binky (sideways) and Mum just giggles and laughs at me. I've forgiven her as us buns do.

Happy Tuesday everybun and beeg snuggles to Dad Bentley.
Bruno xxx

Not sure how easy this will be work but hope you enjoy. If you really want to read it then just send me an e mail and I will send you a copy. (sja@live.co.uk) Thanks go to Sascha Rabbit who is more a computer wizz compared to us!













I forgot to add that I DID NOT CHEW anything in the cottage so you can all go if you want to, but did manage to empty and chew the contents of Mums handbag and a nice new pair of flip flops from a wet and windy shop that she had yet to wear!

My Mum has been spending way too much time at werk and not spending enough with me! So what do I do to tell her, well you might have thought that I would get destructive but have tried a new tactic and just make a hoooge fuss of her everytime she comes home or down from her nest box in the morning. I can report buns that this has had a great effect of getting her to spoil me when she is home.

The fire thing in the shoe cave under the stairs broke, so it has been a bit chilly in here for the past week, my advice should you face this level of neglect is to eat, eat and eat. A man came very early one morning before Mum went to work and it seems to be ok for now but I'm still eating alot!

We are getting ready for our hols next week and I sent Mum out to stock up on my favourite treats, hay and food and she also bought a couple of dog training leads to attach to my harness in case the weather is good enough for us to go walking, after a bit of a scuffle I just about manage to fit into my harness but I might need to cut back on the eating a bit ....... nah! Will just make Mum buy me an even bigger one when we get back.

We went for a practice with the leads out the front of our burrow, we went up and down the road and lots of our lovely more elderly neighbours came out to say hello to me (I've never been out there before), they all dutifully admired and made a fuss of me. I was the furpect bun and allowed them and even sat still in Mums arms for the more frail of them to be able to reach me.

So now I have lists everywhere to remind Mum not to forget my toys, treats, bed etc etc. I'm not sure there will be any room left in the car for her stuff.

Have a great weekend everybun and hope to update you on my hollyday when we are away.

Bruno xxx

Well I was back to the vets for my Vee Aitch Dee jab today. There was a huge amount of woofs waiting and thought they fancied being friendly wiv me until they saw me and they hid behind their pet 2foots legs, chortle, chortle! Still I am now fully jabbed up for my little hols at the end of the mumf.

I am feeling a pampered bun and the vet made a lovely fuss of me, I had a pedicure and another lot of spot on treatment. Not scratching anymore but still could do with some head and shoulders shampoo. The vet couldn't get over how relaxed I was.

Mums been working long hours this week and although sad to leave her current team will be glad when this week is over.

Bruno xxx

Something pleasant: Saturdays; doing things I like best, chewing her dressing gown, lots of fuss, playing in the garden, binkying, until I flop on her feet.

Something poetic: She left her new black boots out last night when she got home having abundoned me to go visiting friends for the evening!

Something disappointing: Just been stopped chewing the pee cee cable, I'm still paying her back for going out last night!

Something foolish looking: For my sister Hatty, a whole pineapple. What was Mum thinking of!

Something old: Mums slippers, my favourite thing in the whole wide world and she finds me asleep on them most days, although I like to chew them, mostly they are a bit soggy as I like to lick them alot.

Something new: It'll be those new black boots!

Something borrowed: Mum say time if I chew her boots again.

Something blue: My jingle ball, best effect at 4am.

Something exciting: Life. There's always something new to explore or taste (the joy of being a young bun)

Something dull: The weather today, raining really hard and I can't go out.

Something scary: Nope doesn't seem to be anything.

Something welcoming: Me thundering down the room to welcome Mum when she gets home.

Well me Mums gone and gotten a new job (some buns may know she went for an interview in December - well she got it but has taken this long to sort replacement and fings for her!).

Mums had some stupid cold this week and has been leaking from her nose alot!!!!! But still going into werk so kept coming home and flopping on the sofa ...... always a good place for me to land on her tummy! Any hoo it appears she will need to be able to speak Italian!?! Her English and French aint up to much so goodness knows how she's gonna get on wiv Italian!

Its been such a exhausting week I felt the need to flop all afternoon!



Have a buntastic weekend.
Bruno xxx

Then I must be:



Or maybe



Blimey I now have 3 different types of hay.

If you are wot your eat then what are you?

Bruno xxx

Yesterday was just one of those lovely days until ......... Mum got the comb out harrumph. But it got worse she said I was scratching far too much and yep you guessed it, mites! Scratch, scratch, scratch.

She made an appointment, scratch, scratch, and decided that I might as well have my MOT and myxi jab at the same time. Did I know this .......... no! She got home early I bounded up to say welcome and she snatched me and put me in my new carrier, scratch, scratch, and off we went.

It was still going well, I was duly admired by the vet, scratch, scratch, and 2 of the other vets came in along with 2 nurses to admire and make a fuss of me, just lovely! I had my teef checked (don't like that) and it looks like I will have to have them filed again, she felt my tummy (I do like that), checked my eyes, ears and lifted my tail (she didn't fancy putting me on my back!) and then started to check my fur, and sure enough mites. Fortunately instead of, scratch, scratch, Mum having to wash me (she didn't like the sound of that!) I had Xeno spot on. But in order to know how many pipettes were needed (turned out to be 3) I gots weighed, scratch, scratch,. I am 6.97 kilos of loveliness! Bunder if I will get to 7?

So go back in a fortnight for my VHD jab, the other treatment, scratch, scratch, for mites and my pedicure (Mum thought I'd probably had enough today).

Scratch, scratch, Bruno xxx