brunobunni

So buns there was a knock at the door last night, not that unusual and Mum thought it was it was one of the Aunts popping in for a glass of whine so even tho she was in her old dressing gown cos she was about to go and soak in the bath she answered the door.

There was this very young Sky TV salesman. She tried to tell him no but he persisted. She did explain that I live here, by this time I am grinning though the stair gate at Mum (squirming on the doorstep) and at the man and thinking this could be fun. (My predecessor had a successful mission on a gas sales lady who's laptop ran out of battery so she asked to plug it in. She was warned but he kindly sent her away with two!).

The man asked if he should take his shoes off and my eyes lit up but spoilsport Mum said no, so he sat down and I immediately laid on his feet, he asked the usual (does he bite?) and then the fussing commenced.

For a novice he was very good and I soon was draped over his feet completely relaxed working my charm and he seemed to have forgotten why he was there.

After a while Mum reminded him, and told him again that no she didn't want Sky even with a free box and the special rates and so on. He was still entranced with me so she picked me up and moved me, and showed him the door. She's a spoilsport I was having a lovely time.

I didn't get a chew of a laptop cable but he did leave with soggy trousers (I was in a licky mood) and wearing some of my fur.

She saw him go three doors down (he had a list of people), Pickles the Pug lives there and I'm sure she was going to thoroughly enjoy eau de Bruno!

PS Anyone know how my handsome Bro Teddy is doing?

I have to say yet again that despite HER telling me that it was a long tiring day they still looked like they had way too much fun!

So eventually we managed to get round to watching it, been anuvver hectic week with Gramps starting his Chemo and things.

Cedric and Millie thank you for your letter it was very tasty.

The videe-ohing from Auntie Karen was brilliant along with the her editing, the DVD gets bettterer and betterer each year, although I wish you hadn't stuck it in my Mums face, I see enuff of her at home. Buncle A did a really good job on the sound and we loved Mr Poo Man, in fact Mum has the 2foot version on a big black round thing and thinks he may have been even more nervous than she was! Uncle Paul was also fantastic, so clever musically and very kind helping those who were not so confident (Mum!) to give it a go.

Dame Maddie you did an excellent job conducting and supporting your Una.

I am very proud of my siblings Austin and Hatty, for selflessly sending Auntie Jen straight to Live Hay'd from the airport. It was lovely to see her. It was also lovely to see the Tedster and his Mum (wow can she sing!) and B&G's Mum who did a magnificent job all day being so cheerful and joining in doing some magnificent dancing, we look forward to her song next year.

I watched Mum go through all the emotions watching it (stupid 2foots) thoughtful over Bunny Mountain, crying over Hallelujah (yes again!), being amazed at some of the bun's 2foots performances, laughing and I did a couple of poo's on the sofa in my excitement!

So buns I could just go on and on about how you MUST BUY THIS DVD and tell you all about everybun but that would spoil it. I was a little disconcerted about there being a really beeg white rabbit (and I mean big ....... biggerer than me!).

BUY BUY BUY, I really don't think you will be disappointed, its made by a group of 2foots who love their buns and want to try to get a better life for some not so fortunate as us, and good entertainment too! You just have to see how scared/terrified my Mum looks, chortle chortle!

So my favourite ....... that is just too difficult!

Bruno xx

Ok the first ones have been ........ couldn't be bothered to check them out but will practice my Bentley glare for the next ones!



And just cos you can't see what the pumkin says in the light anuvver bad pee-cture!



Come on Boogs! Where your Mama's pumkin this year?

Bruno x

Hi buns,

Had a busy week, been abit of a chewing monster, chortle, chortle! I haven't been able to get outside so much cos the sun seems to be running out of power and the clouds have been crying a lot. I have also been on reduced pellets (but extra hay!) and in a fantastic moult! The combination of all of these things has led me to just a little bit (well alright ALOT) chewy.


It started Chewsday when I decided to have a go at the laptop power cable, this one she has had since July and uptil Chewsday I hadn't even so much as sniffed it, but managed to get a couple of good bites in, and Mum got that Zizzy feeling when she tried to switch it off. Ah well she has now provided me with anuvver new one, which I am currently ignoring buntil she least expects it.

Wednesday, I did sumfing I have never done before and she came home to find that I had had a nibble on one of the armchairs, now much as she doesn't like them and they are a bit old, she was not impressed! I also managed to get a good chew on the shopping as it came in the door, out of all the bags, one of which had my weekly greens and 'erbs in, I decided that I preferred bread and pizza!


Fursday it was time to render her well chewed smelly old slippers, and my best friends, completely useless so she can no longer keep them on her feet. She was about to throw them away but has decided to leave them for me, I do like to snuggle up to them when she isn't home and comfort chew.


And so to Fryday, my work of the week meant she finished early and made a emergency trip to the pet shop. She came in with more bags and left them on the floor, I had a bit of a bunny brain moment where I couldn't decide what I wanted to chew first, willow ball, grassy mat, corn on the cob, fenugreek crunchies, hay cakes (yep I still love them even with all my yummy hay from the Dame). The winner was the cardboard labels!

So my work was complete and settled down for a good chew when horrors of all horrors she came at me with my comb! We had a good struggle for 1/2 hour when a pile of my fur the same size as me seemed to appear, I had to have a good look to check wevver I was bald but surprisingly I am still all black and bunderful.


Bruno xx

I got my new hay from the Dame and Mum thought it smelt and looked just like my posh horse hay buntil she put it in my litter tray and I threw it everywhere to quote "Making one *** of a mess" so she got one of my boxes out and filled it up. Now we have always played with hay, her burying me and me humouring her by popping up pretending to play peek a boo, well she wasn't playing so I thought I'd see if I could get her attention.

If this works it will be amazing but will definetely be very very poor quality as taken on her phone!






Bruno x

Excuse me talking with my mouthful but just tucking into some of the Dames really excellent Kimberly Hay!

So Mum got home just after 9.30 last night, the Sat Nav she borrowed to get her to the Tedsters residence failed her and didn't know where she was so was unable to calculate a route accross Brizzle to get her home. Surprisingly enough she managed it, albeit a different route to the way there. Her mantra was must go down the hill!

Last night I was sat by the gate waiting for her to get in, bounced around trampolining on the chairs and sofa, then gave her a good sniffin and got all huffy and ignored her for all of 10 mins, buntil she got me a handfull of hay. Mmmmmmmm! I then insisted on having a good cuddle on the sofa giving her a nudge every now and then to keep her awake and fussing me.

This morning I have been in a furticularly naughty mood chewing everything, including the laptop cable which she got a beeeg shock from! I thumped all the way through eating my breakfast, (no idea why but didn't stop me eating!) and it is a lovely sunny autumn day. We are going to go out in the garden and do the winter hanging baskets. I might just have another nibble on the Princess.

Bruno xx

So right now I am chewing Mums slippers, which just happen to be on her feet whilst she is trying to find directions to pick up my bruvver Teddy, and arrange where she can meet Boris and (Dis)Graces 2foot who may also be coming tomorrow.

Not sure about Mum being away AGAIN tomorrow! I've hardly seen her all week but have been really excited and bounce around when she has evenchewally got home and then snuggled up to her at any hopportunity I can get when she stops for any reason. I will expect a full report from her when she gets in and some of the Dames yummy hay that I've ordered.

Good luck tomorrow fellow agents, for those going and the ones holding the fort at home.

Bruno x

Update 11:05 - Boris is sending his 2foot on a mystery mission and sending her on an undercover operation, so she won't be able to make it but hopes everybun has a great time.

You would have thought only having one 2foot would mean for a peaceful life? Sadly she takes as much training as two 2foots and buck (and does), has it been noisy round here lately!

When she evenchewally gets home all I hear is her whining away, and not sure about her song choice, I don't misbehave! I also pity anyone who has to listen to it! On top of that I think she may be picking up the Tedster on the way to Live Hay'd in Brizzle, how come she will take him and not me, still given her record of getting lost I don't envy him.

So having listened to Ain't Misbehavin' I then have to listen to Buongiorno Bruno, come stai? I then get asked my name .... derr, I told you she takes alot of training! I then get asked directions to the supermarket, church, conference centre, tourist information etc. After that she asks me for a glass of red whine, quite what she would do if I answered her back in Italian I don't know, or even English for that matter! I am French after all!!

So who's going to Live Hay'd this year?

Bruno x

Well buns, as you know I am now back on form and forgot that I had sent Mum on a willow workshop today, so I gave her major grief about leaving me this morning but she came home with this! Whilst I know its not a great work of art, she gave it her best shot and we have named her Princess in honour of our very great friend. I hope her 2foot isn't offended.



Here I am to give it some perspective!



Bruno x

Took a few more days but boy am I having fun!

No cushion can stay on any chair or sofa. I have to turf it off to check if there is anything hidden behind it ....... surprisingly there isn't?

I am a really bouncing bunny at the mo although despite me hanging out at the kitchen door and sitting patiently on the chair there isn't anymore toast and honey about.

I do lurve my fur ball paste. So much so that I can't lie still to have it put on my paws anymore and now lick it off of Mums fingers.

Ain't life great buns!

Bruno x

I FEEL GOOD, DA DE DA DE DA, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DA DE DA DE DA, I FEEEEEEEEEL GOOD, MIGHT BE THE TOAST AND HONEY ........

Well slowly over the last couple of days I have become more Bruno like, well enuff for Mum not to take me back tonight. So whatever was wrong seems to be getting better and I have just got in from a good binky round the garden.

I like having toast and honey twice a day and am back to being pleased to see Mum in the mornings sitting on the arm chair looking round the side waiting for her to bring it, and repeat the process in the evening.

Mum says I can have toast for another 3 days but what I don't understand is how the pot of Baytril is going down?

Here's me having a rest under the lavender covered in cobwebs!



Bruno x

Well buns, being a healthy young buck I've not had to take any meddy-sin before and had no idea what it involved (Mum did!). I am a very much loved, pampered pet as we all should be and do you know what? She sat on me this morning! I put up a mega fight and made her really late for work, she was very red in the face and there were plenty of words I have never heard before, she got covered in Baytril and so did I but under no circumstances was I giving up and believe me I am a very beeg and very determined!

I think she won this morning but tonight she got in late, looking a bit tired and said "Bruno, no diet tonight" and I had some toast and honey instead.

Bruno 1 Mum 1 (Mum reckons Bruno 0 Mum 2!)

I seem a bit brighter after my injections yesterday and despite Mum trying to get me to take my meddy-cin this morning. Thank you every-bun for your vibes.

Bruno x

Been a bit off colour for a week now, Mum thought it might be fur related hence taking some of Dame Maddies fur ball paste which has stopped the stringy poo's (that stuff is really good and tasty!), along with plucking/brushing/combing and me boxing, but just not behaving like a Bruno usually does.

My appetite has been up to usual standards until yesterday, so Mum said it was time I went to the vet. We saw a nice new one and my teeth are ok for now (not far of my next dental) but I have a temperature (yes Boogey they stuck it up my bum! I took it like a buck and didn't even flinch!).

The vet couldn't feel anything wrong or see anything wrong so I had two injections, Metacam (hopparently to bring down my temperature?) and some Baytril and Mum has the pleasure of syringe feeding me 1.5ml of liquid Baytril twice a day for the next two days.

The good news is Gramps was let out this afternoon so I can have Mum to myself this evening instead of her going visiting him in hospital.

Bruno x

He had his first poo since his appointment with Sir Jerry, I'm sure he will be delighted that I have shared his news with you all!

Bruno x

And in the left corner there is me Bruno, heavy weight bunny of the burrow. In the right corner there is stupid 2foot Mum!!

No I will not have my chest plucked and if you think for one minute you are going to pluck my tummy whilst I am relaxing on my back you will get the boxing paws again!!

Well, I had a splendid evening with the bunny girls (and Miles) on Fryday, a bun can't have enuff attention and it was bunderful to see the Boris and (Dis) Graces 2foot who travelled a long way and Jazz and Bos's 2foots, despite the 2foot buck trying to knock himself out! Whether it was the bump on the head or what I don't know but he was very good at feeding me treats. Mum wasn't so good at feeding them and it ended up a late supper, now they know what I have to endure! I think Jazz and Bos will let you see what went on as we don't have much in the way of picture technology at the mo.

Gramps is back in hos-pee-tail today, getting ready for Sir Jerry tomorrow by taking loads of vile meddycines so I have my paws crossed for him.



Bruno x

FUSS and attention and I'm lovin it!

She's supposed to be working on her list of things to do but I am very distracting you know and very determined that I should have fuss, fuss and more fuss. I'm winning and the list isn't getting any shorter!

Believe that I may be getting some of our agents 2foots to visit on Friday so MORE fuss, fuss and snuggles!



Tough life being a bun ain't it.

Congrachewlations to all the new Right Hons and Master Dandy, just know you are going to do a great job and lots of vibes to our Blod, come on Sis push.

Bruno xxx

.... managed to get back onto my journal.

Mums still been busy and the one time I got on the pee cee the journal wasn't working properly. But my have you buns been busy and I've got loads of catching up to do.

Firstly Tedster thank you so much, but, much as I am truly honored to come first I think I probably had an unfair advantage on Auntie K as I was in 2 of the photos so that probably makes me second but still in front of my Lil' Bro.

Secondly Mum is now booked to take her and Gramps for the willow workshop, the only date they could make was for the willow sculpture of human form. This has got me thinking big time! If she makes them in the form of someone she doesn't like and then I get them to chew will they feel pain where I eat first? Secondly if her and Gramps both make 20ft willow men will they get arrested for having them strapped to the roof of the car to bring them home?

Lastly I have just got back from the vets. Myxi time again. We saw the nasty vet who was very subdued ..... chortle chortle! My teef will need doing soon and I had my pedicure although I am obviously a very active bun as there wasn't much to trim. I worked my charm and Mr Vet said wot a lurvely bun I was. Well those that have met me know I just like fuss and attention regardless who from. Most of you know I have been on starvation rations for the last 3 months. Reduced pellets, hardly any treats and I am pleased to say that I have managed to put on .21 of a kilo and now weigh 7.38 kilos! Mum is not impressed and I hate to think what the next 3 months will bring!

So things should settle down for a bit now. Gramp's has had his Cee Tee and MRI scan and his lump hasn't spread which is good news. It will be removed in a couple of weeks and then analysed to see if he needs Key-Mo. In the mean time I will be putting Mum to werk finishing my bunny tunes. 2foots ...... USELESS!

Bruno xx

Its a rubbish photo but very tasty Greek Basil. Yummy!

Mums now better but been another tough week in my burrow and feeling ignored. The 2foots: Uncle, Auntie in law and cousins are over from Dubai for a hollyday (yep it seems bizarre to us too!), my 2foot grand pop has been diagnosed with sumfing nasty so Mum has been busy. But I can report that she has been looking at going on a willow workshop in September to make me some toys and wants to take Grand Pop with her.

Enjoy the sunshine,
Bruno x